MASTER SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIC

The most useful line in the recipe below, is: "It's power should not be underestimated."

Increases blood flow to the head, and decreases kissing with the wife.

We were able to find the necessary ingredients at the Metro store here in Perm.

Medical and culinary related comments are welcome.

MASTER TONIC - A Natural Antibiotic

Pro-biotic: antiviral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and anti-parasitical.

Master Tonic

1 Cup fresh chopped garlic cloves (anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-viral, anti-parasitical)

1 Cup fresh chopped White Onion, or hottest onions available (similar properties to garlic)

1 Cup fresh grated Ginger Root (increases circulation to the extremities)

1 Cup fresh grated Horseradish Root (increases blood flow to the head)

1 Cup fresh chopped Cayenne Peppers, the hottest peppers available, i.e.Habanero, African Bird, or Scotch Bonnets etc. - a great blood stimulant)

Fill a glass jar 3/4 of the way full with equal parts by volume (ie. a cupful each) of the above fresh chopped and grated herbs. Then fill jar to the top with raw unfiltered, unbleached, non-distilled apple cider vinegar.

Close and shake vigorously and then top off the vinegar if necessary. Shake at least once a day for three weeks, then filter the mixture through a clean piece of cotton, (old T-shirt) bottle and label. Make sure that when you make this tonic that you shake it every time you walk by it, a minimum of once per

day. Remember that all the herbs and vegetables should be fresh (and

organically-grown if possible), and use dried herbs only in an emergency.

If you have a hard time finding any of these particular herbs in your local health food store or grocery store, try asking the produce manager for a special order. If this doesn't work look for them in an ethnic area of your town, such as Asian, Indian, southern European, South American etc.; where people use these herbs in their everyday cooking. This tonic is extremely powerful, because all the ingredients are fresh. Its power should not be underestimated. This formula is a modern day plague tonic and when added to an incurable routine it can cure the most chronic conditions and stubborn diseases.

It stimulates maximum blood circulation, while putting the best detoxifying herbs into the blood. This formula is not just for the sniffles, it has helped to turn around the deadliest infections like some of the new mutated

killer viruses that defy conventional antibiotics .

The dosage is 1/2 to 1 ounce, two or more times daily (1-2 tablespoons), gargle and swallow. (Don't dilute with water). For ordinary infections, 1 dropper full taken 5-6 times a day will deal with most conditions. It can

be used during pregnancies, is safe for children (use smaller doses) and as a food is completely non-toxic. Make up plenty as it does not need refrigeration and lasts indefinitely without any special storage conditions.

(Formula from The University of Natural Healing; Dr. Richard Schultzs'

adaptation of Dr. Christophers' original anti-plague tonic)