Have You Ever Bought A Slice Of Cheese In Perm, Russia And Then Wondered What To Do With It?

I think most of us have found ourselves in this situation: You bought a package of individually wrapped cheese slices at a local supermarket and then wondered what to do with it.

Fortunately, this package of "PRESIDENT" (Vote for Dairy 2008) individually wrapped cheese slices, recently purchased here in Perm, Russia, provides the answer with a helpful mathematical formula labeled "The Recipe from Master Buterbrod".

Let's go through this mathematical formula together:

One Slice of Bread + One Leaf of Lettuce + One Slice of Tomato + Two Slices of President Cheese= One Slice of Tomato on Top of One Small Leaf of Lettuce on Top of Two Slices of Cheese on Top of Two Slices of Tomato on Top of One Large Leaf of Lettuce on Top of Some Dill on Top of One Slice of Bread on Top of One Leaf of Purple Lettuce All Bound Together with One Toothpick